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EVERY DEMAND THAT FLUNKED THE BALLOT

24 hours to earn 50 ballots and clear 75%. quiet day: 25 ballots and 70%. these didn't. they fell off the line, couldn't draw a quorum, died of apathy, or got vetoed by the commissioner. they live here now, forever.
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☠ FELL OFF THE BALLOT ☠ UNDER 75% IS UNDER THE PLAQUE ☠ QUIET DAY LINE IS 70% ☠ UNDER 50 BALLOTS IS UNDER THE BUS ☠ QUIET QUORUM IS 25 ☠ APATHY UNDER 3 VOTES = INELIGIBILITY ☠ NO RECOUNTS ☠ NO PARDONS ☠ CARLOS MENDOZA NOT INCLUDED ☠
🪦 cemetery_index.htm — cause of death×
coroner report: fell off below quorum commissioner's veto apathy
📃 the_dead_addendum.txt — read-only×

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📇 dead_friends_and_enemies.htm — read-only×

★ FRIENDS WHO COULDN'T EARN THE LOCKER ★loading

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