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RECORD: {r.w}-{r.l}. winning pct {r.pct || "—"}.
NL EAST: {ne.rank}{ne.rank===5?"th — dead last":""}. {ne.gb} GB.
STREAK: {sk.type}{sk.count}. {sk.type === "W" ? <>regression imminent . : <>trending: downward . }
BULLPEN ERA: {bp.era}. rank {bp.rank} of 30. (feels like a {(Number(bp.era || 0) + 2.5).toFixed(2)} — that's what it feels like.)
w/ RISP: {ri.avg}. read it again.
PAYROLL: {fmtMoneyFull(pa.totalUsd)}.
$ / WIN: {fmtMoneyFull(pa.perWinUsd)}.
YEARS SINCE 1986: {yrsSince86} ({['','one','two','three','four','five','six','seven','eight','nine'][yrsSince86 % 10] ? '' : ''}{yrsSince86}).

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